Biggest Lies Told By Pet Stores

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Pet Stores. They seem like such happy places. Few know the terror within. We pierce the global conspiracy – a conspiracy maintained by THESE LIES:
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Puppies Aren’t Watching You

Oh yes, we watch. And we remember…
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Puppies Don’t Want Your Money

Anytime you pay the store, we get our cut. Otherwise I take a bat to the manager’s knees, see?
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Puppies Are Endlessly Patient

Actually, we’ve had JUST about enough of your crap.
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Puppies’ Play Is Joyous Spontaneity

We wouldn’t expect you to understand our Bolshoi-trained interpretive dance.
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Puppies Aren’t Coming For You

Flee, prey animal! Flee! We will run you down…
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There Is No One ‘Brain’ Puppy

See how I rule them. Someday you too will bark when I say ‘Bark’!
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Puppies Steal Your Passcodes

Don’t mind me, 1234. I’m just sittin’ here being your puppy.
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Puppies Aren’t Hypnotizing Us

Gaze deeply, fool. Deeeeply….
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Puppies Don’t Dream Of Conquest

One day your lands will be ours.
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Kitties Are Innocent

They’re knee-deep in on the conspiracy.
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